A solution to Piracy--Navy SEALS!

[El Mahdi]

First, I think we need to develop clones of William Bainbridge, Stephen Decatur, William Eaton, Pressley O'Bannon, and Edward Preble.

Then, we need to pull USS Constitution out of mothballs and give it the uber-scifi treatment like the Yamato in Starblazers.



A flying, ultra-armored USS Constitution with a massive and unstoppable particle-wave cannon.

Yeah, that's the ticket.



(Unless this was supposed to be about Online Piracy? In which case, just nevermind.)

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[jonshaft]

Let's just lure the pirates into getting between an angry hippo and the water.
I saw Hippos on Congo and they were really pissed.
And then they cut up the apes with a laser. Ape lasers are soo cool.

 

[Drkfathr1]

I think it is fair to say that the solution to practically any problem should be: NAVY SEALS.

 

[Kiddo]

I think they should resort to the time honored and tested Letters of Marque as a means to end piracy.

I agree.

And in a half-serious sense, too.

 

[NMcCoy]

I think it is fair to say that the solution to practically any problem should be: NAVY SEALS.

 

[Elton Robb]

There isn't a way to stop online pirating. You can DISCOURAGE it, but you can't stop it. Besides, that, I believe WotC should go POD.

 

[Brown Jenkin]

I think it is fair to say that the solution to practically any problem should be: NAVY SEALS.

No the solution is Delta Force, because Chuck Norris > Charlie Sheen.

 

[El Mahdi]

No the solution is Delta Force, because Chuck Norris > Charlie Sheen.

Not only that, but I heard that Chuck Norris is the reason Denise Richards is crazy!


(this can be taken any way you want - any un-Grandma like ideas derived from this are solely the responsibility of the degenerate that thinks of them)

 

[Kurashu]

First, I think we need to develop clones of William Bainbridge, Stephen Decatur, William Eaton, Pressley O'Bannon, and Edward Preble.

Then, we need to pull USS Constitution out of mothballs and give it the uber-scifi treatment like the Yamato in Starblazers.



A flying, ultra-armored USS Constitution with a massive and unstoppable particle-wave cannon.

Yeah, that's the ticket.



(Unless this was supposed to be about Online Piracy? In which case, just nevermind.)

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It's like a Dan Simmons novel except without robots and a recreated war on Mars.