Scotley's and Leif's Constables of the 14th Ward [3.5E D&D] [OOC 02]

[Lou]

Happy 31st! And many more, KerlanRayne!

31? Do I remember 31? I've had the same wife, 2 more children, 1 new house, 3 cars, 5 jobs, a law degree, and started a law firm since then!

 

[Leif]

Happy 31st! And many more, KerlanRayne!

31? Do I remember 31? I've had the same wife, 2 more children, 1 new house, 3 cars, 5 jobs, a law degree, and started a law firm since then!

What's the running total of rugrats in the Lou household these days? (Gotta watch you catholics every minute!) Last I was specifically aware, I think it was 2, but evidently my info is sadly out of date.

 

[Lou]

What's the running total of rugrats in the Lou household these days? (Gotta watch you catholics every minute!) Last I was specifically aware, I think it was 2, but evidently my info is sadly out of date.

We have 3. HS Soph Girl born at U Florida, 6th grade girl born in Round Rock TX, and 3rd grade boy born here in Houston. My wife tells me that I can have more children and more academic degrees with my second wife....

 

[Rhun]

What's the running total of rugrats in the Lou household these days? (Gotta watch you catholics every minute!) Last I was specifically aware, I think it was 2, but evidently my info is sadly out of date.

So 2 + 2 = 4?

 

[Rhun]

My wife tells me that I can have more children and more academic degrees with my second wife....

LOL. Now that is funny!

 

[Leif]

We have 3. HS Soph Girl born at U Florida, 6th grade girl born in Round Rock TX, and 3rd grade boy born here in Houston. My wife tells me that I can have more children and more academic degrees with my second wife....

Yeah, that would be funny, if I didn't know your propensity for accumulating degrees! Tell Huong (sp?) I'll miss her!

So 2 + 2 = 4?

Huh??

 

[Rhun]

Huh??

Simple math. But in this case 2 + 2 = 3.

 

[Lou]

Simple math. But in this case 2 + 2 = 3.

I thought it was 1 + 1 = 5

 

[KerlanRayne]

I thought it was 1 + 1 = 5

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[Lou]

Yeah, that would be funny, if I didn't know your propensity for accumulating degrees! Tell Huong (sp?) I'll miss her!

So far Huong has kept me in check.

But what degree would I want next? I have engineering physics, radiological engineering, engineering mathematics, and law covered. I'm not interested in a degree in the arts, business, or theology. Missed my chance to get an MD. I bailed on the MPH, even though epidemiology still interests me. It doesn't help that I have doubts about the Central Limit Theorem--either that or its applicability to the populations of interest. MSEE? An LLM in patent law? Maybe, but why? JSD requires an LLM first. Perhaps a European doctorate of some sort by publication? Most require a first degree from the university for consideration.

I think my degree-seeking days are over.