Humor: Some of the funniest things read on the Net...

[Dannyalcatraz]

This is a thread devoted to letting people know about some of the funniest things they've ever read on the Net.

Here are 2 of my faves:

Texas Chilli Cookoff:
Texas Chili Cookoff Joke

Scylla's Horror of Blimps:
The horror of blimps - Straight Dope Message Board

 

[kitsune9]

This is a thread devoted to letting people know about some of the funniest things they've ever read on the Net.

Here are 2 of my faves:

Texas Chilli Cookoff:
Texas Chili Cookoff Joke

Scylla's Horror of Blimps:
The horror of blimps - Straight Dope Message Board

Thanks!

 

[Orius]

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info

Which reports the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide in exhaustive detail.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Those sites (I followed some of the links) are brilliant!

 

[Orius]

The fact that they never use the common term for the compound leads to statements like this:

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice.

lolz

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division - dihydrogen monoxide info

Which reports the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide in exhaustive detail.

Brilliant. I gave this link to a friend that took chemistry as one of his primary classes in high school. He came back to me after a while, asking if there was some hoax to it.
Shockingly enough, he didn't bother to actually understand what dihydrogen monoxide meant, not catching it despite his chemistry background...

If it could have fooled him...

 

[Vorput]

Zombo.com

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Shockingly enough, he didn't bother to actually understand what dihydrogen monoxide meant, not catching it despite his chemistry background...

Either he needs to surrender his degree or he needs to watch more comedy!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I was just doing a little search for some info, and I found out that somebody quoted one of my one-liners from a chat log...and it was funny enough, I thought I'd share it here.

Dannyalcatraz: Ron Jeremy was a hack...he always played the same role, no matter the movie: A horny shaggy dog. He never even took off his sweater...

 

[Orius]

That was funny.

Speaking of actors:

I Will Always Have Been Back: Toward a Grand Unified Theory of Schwarzenegger | Overthinking It