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The tavern door opens once again and in walks a a devilishly handsome half elf. "Greeting all, Dextyr M'rgan has returned with a tale of Vampires and..." he begins to call out before noting the the place is almost empty except for Tonk, Murphy and Shorrin. "Ah screw it" he mumbles and goes over to the bartender. He then makes his way over to the table with Tonk, Murphy and Shorrin with 4 drinks in hand.

"Here you go friends, a shot of Dauntons finest spirits to celebrate our victory over that vile fiend" he states and he hands out the glasses.

"What pray tell has happened to you Punch-Brother"? he asks Tonk as he notices the bruises and bandages. "Have Murphy and Shorrin become full fledged punch brothers as well"? he asks with a smirk on his face.
 

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Before the door can fully close, a kobold flits into the room, his eyes darting about. He slinks over to the closest bar stool and tries to claw his way to its seat, to little avail. Assured that everyone in the tavern would be paying attention to him he rebuffed the help of others. "I can do it myself", he proudly called as he let his heavy pack fall to the ground with a thump. It was much easier to scamper up the stool now.

"Greetings fellow adventurers, I am Meepo the Brave! You may all now adore me by buying me tasty beverages and edibles!"
 


Shorrin turns to address Meepo, then realizes the tail is still in his mouth. Removing it quickly, "Adore you? Why? You aren't even a full grown lizard!" Shorrin offers a small drip of acid drool from his mouth, then returns back to eating the tail. With his mouth full, "You are welcome to come drink with us, though you will be paying for your own."
 

OOC: No, Neurotic, that's the first name Character Builder came up with for me. I guess Meepo is the John of Kobold names.

Meepo shimmed in a circle on the stool before taking his seat. His feet were no where near the floor.

[sblock=Draconic] "I find it very hard to believe that you haven't heard of me and my glorious travials. It is true that I am short in stature, but my bravenesses are taller than you." [/sblock]

He spoke his native language to Shorrin and then stuck out his forked tongue. He placed his heavy sack of coins on the table and pulled out a handful of silvers to cover the cost of his drinks.
 
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[sblock=ooc]
Meepo's the name of the kobold NPC from Sunless Citadel, he became my parties cook and horse guard for a while [/sblock]
 

[sblock=ooc] Haha, that's funny about the Meepo thing. I never played Sunless Citadel. By the way, I wanted to let you know that I've been reading your adventures in Lord Byron's Economic Woe and it is because of that game that I wanted to make a character and start playing L4W. (Kane kicks ass.)[/sblock]
 

"Save your tales for the story tellers. I do not wish to hear any. Until you have lived the tale, you know nothing of the story."

[sblock=Draconic]
"Do not concern yourself with my deeds little one, nor my size. I assure you my strength is equal to my heritage, if not greater."[/sblock]

Shorrin signs as if he is bored, and slugs Tonk on the shoulder. "Orc or not, you have the blood of a dragon in you!"
 

The tavern door opens once again and in walks a a devilishly handsome half elf. "Greeting all, Dextyr M'rgan has returned with a tale of Vampires and..."
"Punch Brother!" shouts Tonk in greeting, spewing a few chewed bits of pig snout.

"Here you go friends, a shot of Dauntons finest spirits to celebrate our victory over that vile fiend" he states and he hands out the glasses.
"Oooooh! It have little umbrella!"

"What pray tell has happened to you Punch-Brother"? he asks Tonk as he notices the bruises and bandages.
Tonk recounts the amazing tale of the Crazy Mace Master and shows Dextyr the diploma.

"Have Murphy and Shorrin become full fledged punch brothers as well"? he asks with a smirk on his face.
"You know, I think that good idea! I wish we do that at start of go to place of stupid steal-kill vampire boy with sparkle chest, then we all be good friend, but since we is friend now, the ritual of Punch Brother make us even MORE good friend!"

Shorrin signs as if he is bored, and slugs Tonk on the shoulder. "Orc or not, you have the blood of a dragon in you!"
Tonk giggles and gives Shorrin an 'Aw, shucks...' look. You can't be certain with Tonk's multi-hued skin, but it seems the half-orc is blushing. He gives Shorrin a one-armed hug and wipes away a joyful tear with his pork-fat covered fingers.

For a moment, he is at a loss of words...
 

LOL, Meepo. Is that intentional? From story hour?

Which story hour are you talking about? I have a Meepo in mine, but I make no assumptions that anyone has read it. It is possible that Meepos populate more than one of them, considering how many SHs there are.

Also, duhexenhase, you can clean up your sig a bit by copy/pasting this in your sig instead of the two lines you have(at least I think copy-pasting will work): Meepo the Brave(L4W Character)http://www.enworld.org/forum/../wiki/index.php/L4W:PC:Meepo_the_Brave_(duhexenhase)
 
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