You may laugh now, but my players wouldn't dare create chaotic evil PCs and then go on a rampage. I'm surprised nobody offered this advice sooner![]()
DM: "You burst into the duke's inner sanctum. He drops his implements and lifts his hands. 'I surrender!'"
PC: "Sorry duke. We're not interested in parlay."
DM: *sniff*
PC: "OK OK, I ask the Duke what he'll give us for allowing him to surrender.
DM: *eyetwitch* Where's the tissues?
PC: "OH GOD NO"