Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
When I was a kid, my mother would sometimes scold me for not washing thoroughly, claiming "Potatoes will grow in your ears!" Apparently there's really something to that. 
I came across this from a few days ago: "Sprout grows in man's windpipe"
...which reminded me of this, from when I was in Russia last year: "Surgeons find fir tree growing in man's lung".
With a good two minutes of intense research, this article popped up which lists the two cases above, as well as cases of grass, citrus and pumpkin seeds: "Pea sprouts: The body as potting soil"
Now, being slightly sick and twisted, I'm a sucker for stories about weird things being found inside people. But for some reason, the idea of a plant taking root inside is just... utterly creepy.

I came across this from a few days ago: "Sprout grows in man's windpipe"
...which reminded me of this, from when I was in Russia last year: "Surgeons find fir tree growing in man's lung".
With a good two minutes of intense research, this article popped up which lists the two cases above, as well as cases of grass, citrus and pumpkin seeds: "Pea sprouts: The body as potting soil"
Now, being slightly sick and twisted, I'm a sucker for stories about weird things being found inside people. But for some reason, the idea of a plant taking root inside is just... utterly creepy.