Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[webrunner]

hehehe... well this was one of the most bizarre threads that I've read in a while!

Brilliant.

What was it about again?

The thread used to make sense, then Mearls used an at-will that targets all sense in burst 3.

 

[darjr]

Yup.

Another thread ruined by Mearls. He hasn't even posted in it.

 

[malraux]

Can mearls ruin a thread so bad, even he couldn't make it any worse?

 

[Korgoth]

Can mearls ruin a thread so bad, even he couldn't make it any worse?

Great. Now Mearls has ruined philosophy.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

I thought 3.x did everything wrong and 4e was the best thing since sliced bread?

Wait, that was in the 4e marketing phase, now we're in the 4eE marketing phase.

Can't wait for the 4e Ultra (or whatever it'll be called once WotC needs their predictable next huge sales spike) marketing phase when everyone will be praising it for fixing the horrible mistakes of 4e Essentials

D&D Fundamentals perhaps? Followed by D&D Centre?

D&D Centre? Mike Mearls is Jarod the Pretender?

 

[Nahat Anoj]

Another thread ruined by Mearls. He hasn't even posted in it.

Mearls can ruin things by doing nothing.

 

[darjr]

Mearls can ruin things by doing nothing.

How very Zen.

Oh no... not Zen!

 

[malraux]

How very Zen.

Oh no... not Zen!

It could be worse. Imagine if mearls decides to take a deep breath; he could ruin oxygen.

 

[ggroy]

He's in my kitchen mixing d20's into my pie crust.

d20's made out of chocolate.

 

[Greatwyrm]

Mearls' real evil hasn't even been unleashed. 5e will not only be a different system, it'll be based around the d21. It invalidates all your old material AND all your old dice.