Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[pedr]

Now Mearls has ruined tiers.

Mike Mearls ruined crying.

 

[Old Gumphrey]

Guys. I already covered this in the OP. Everything, by definition, is already ruined. But given Mearls' power of ruination, I can only surmise that he is capable of RE-ruining things.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Guys. I alradey covreed tihs in teh OP. Evryethnig, by defniitoin, is alraedy riuned. But gievn Maerls' pwoer of runiation, I can olny srumsie tath he is cabaple of RE-runiing thnigs.

Snice yuor frsit psot is reniud nwo, owh culod we konw?

..mearls was here

 

[Nytmare]

Snice yuor frsit psot is reniud nwo, owh culod we konw?

..mearls was here

Oh. My. God.

 

[Jack99]

I see what you did there.

Are you posting this from your fortified underground bunker? The flames are already getting out of control over the upcoming essentials. I fear there could be DnD related riots world wide.

Obviously, the WotC guys care little for flames, as they are all equipped with a (copy of) Icingdeath when hired.

My guess is that Mearls has two, and made them stack by ruining the stacking rules.

Resist 60 fire should be enough to deal with the relative lowlevel flamers around the boards.

 

[TarionzCousin]

Guys. I already covered this in the OP. Everything, by definition, is already ruined. But given Mearls' power of ruination, I can only surmise that he is capable of RE-ruining things.

Obviously Old Gumphrey has been compromised ruined. Be on your toes, people.

 

[SkidAce]

And the Mearls comes in the night...ruininatng the countryside.

 

[sabrinathecat]

Does anyone remember the book full of different d30 charts and tables that was published at some point in the late 80s? Charts like "What your mother hid in your pack before you left home" and "What did I just stub my toe on?"

Was that the "Central Casting" books? The first one was "Heroes of Legend", then "Heroes for Tomorrow" followed by "Heroes NOW!". They also made a random dungeon generator, but it was only so/so. Aside from becoming overly PC in NOW, the books became progressively better.

 

[Scribble]

Arcana DC 25: Parents tell children that if they misbehave, mearls will come to take them away. According to stories. the torsos of mearls is carved with ritual markings that allow him to pass between worlds at places where the veil is thin and shadows are thick. His home is the Shadowfell, where his ancient master (Bill Slavicsek) dwells in a dark tower.

 

[scylis]

GAAAHH! This hurts my brain!
Quick! Think about purple elephants! Think about purple elephants!

OH NO! Now I'm thinking about Mike Mearls ruining purple elephants! EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!