The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray V2

[HolyMan]

Hey Scott did you get arrested recently??

HM

 

[GandalfMithrandir]

I am now a flail snail!

 

[renau1g]

Look at all the flail snails...

the first pic was way to big so

HM

And your 3.xe stat block

Flail Snail

 

[Leif]

I am now a flail snail!

Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Personally, I hate being slimy. [No lawyer jokes, DeWar!]

 

[Scott DeWar]

Hey Scott did you get arrested recently??

HM

not recently.

I am now a flail snail!

woot! you are caught up to me now!

Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Personally, I hate being slimy. [No lawyer jokes, DeWar!]

aww nuts, you stole my thunder.

 

[Walking Dad]

"We are the flail snakes! Resistance is futile!"

... but I would like to be bigger... and regenerating... and two-headed!

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BTW, I'm growing to dislike D&D 4e. Mostly because of recent changes and Hasbro customer politics. I cannot see me join another 4e game, but will stay in my current ones, at least for now

 

[renau1g]

You'd better not leave... I'll send some WotC ninjas after you to take your stuff...

 

[HolyMan]

not recently.

Just thought that

<---------------------that

was your most current mug shot.

HM

 

[Dragonwriter]

Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Personally, I hate being slimy. [No lawyer jokes, DeWar!]

aww nuts, you stole my thunder.

Since Scott was prohibited, I'll step in and fill the breach.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

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One is a scum-sucking bottom-feeder. The other is just a fish.
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[Walking Dad]

You'd better not leave... I'll send some WotC ninjas after you to take your stuff...

They took the shadow power source and the book that should have made Essentials and mainstream compatible. And the offline CB. And bugged the monster builder...
not much else worthwhile they can take