Threadkiller

[Diamond Cross]

Sorry, but I just got my robe that provides me with Acid Guard that does 1d8 points of damage to anybody who strikes me in melee and reduces any fire damage by thirty points. I just got it off the auction block for 4900 platinum.

So that makes me the thread killer because for every post anybody now makes in this thread they will now take 1d8 points of acid damage.

Say goodby to your flimsy keyboards.

THE MAGIC OF THE THREADKILLER RULES ABOVE YOU ALL!

(I play DDO I just got that robe off the auction house for 4900 platinum pieces. I'm so tickled. 30 points of fire damage reduction is really nice and means that most fire attacks will not damage me now. It also makes me completely invulnerable to lava in that game. YEEEEEAH BAYBEE!)

 

[Scott DeWar]

But I am so sooooo cool. in fact i am so cool that i do 60 points of cold damage and i am proteced by a permanant resist energy 30 (all).

on a side note: how do youpronounce Zzyzx?

 

[Diamond Cross]

Beholders have anti-magic shell.

NYAH!

 

[Scott DeWar]

make a defense check. flat footed.

 

[Orius]

Zzyzx?

Gesundheit.

 

[Scott DeWar]

tänan teid

That word was the name of an album on my pandora radion last night form a ramstein like band. Cant remember the other details though.

 

[El Mahdi]

It also makes me completely invulnerable to lava...YEEEEEAH BAYBEE!

 

[Diamond Cross]

You've never played DDO (Dungeons and Dragons Online) or you'd understand that statement as a true statement.... for that game.

 

[Jemal]

There is no Threadkiller, there is only Zuul.

 

[Diamond Cross]

Sorry, but my 12th level wizard 1st level Cleric is just too manly for any God. That's just how powerful we wizards are.