While comic, no, it isn't that simple. By reports I've read, this isn't a, "Well, duh! If you'd had your head out of your over-educated butt, you'd have seen this," kind of issue.
We are talking about timing events over hundreds of miles, with time differences in small fractions of seconds. Transmission times matter, and clock ticks in oscillators matter, to levels of precision that your standard cable guy can't begin to approach.
true enough. most cable guys don't know the proper bend radius tolerance for Cat5, let alone WHY it matters in layman's terms, let alone the science behind twisting pairs of wire to reduce interference.
Figuring out how to do the time measurement itself is more complicated than meeting at a swiss coffee shop and synchronizing your Timexes then going to your respective ends of the pipe