ooc: Are we *us* for this? By which I mean, can we make up who our posting names would be, or do we play as ourselves, or do we make up characters?
If we're making up characters, then I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger!