The D&D haiku thread

[Dungeoneer]

We need some poetry up in this joint, ya'll. Haikus are the best. 5-7-5 syllables, and they don't even have to rhyme!

Here are a few of mine:

Oh, nine alignments
Sacred grid of fruitful roleplay!
My PC? CN.

My elf wizard still
Remembers that book he read
That's not D&D

I love Dragonlance
New campaign starts this weekend
Sorry no kender

A poor man's halfling
Irritating beardless dwarf
Man I can't stand gnomes

 

[DMZ2112]

Such idiocy
The screen is a poor bastion
They hoot like monkeys

 

[Alzrius]

My deadly axe cleaves
his luck as he dodges it.
Damage on a miss.

Again my cleric
is singled out in combat.
Fine, I'll buy the snacks.

Five feet from the end
I roll a natural 1.
Death by spiked pit trap.

Bit by a werewolf
my thief gained mad bonuses.
God I love this game.

The kidnapped princess
was a disguised succubus.
Fifth time in a row.

The min-max forums
are my temple, and the great
Pun-Pun is my god.

Eric Noah is
my half-fiend love child. But his
grandma is quite nice.

Getting their freak on:
dragons, demons, and angels.
I'm in template hell.

Trying to write pith
about my D&D game.
Burlew raised the bar.

 

[Dungeoneer]

My deadly axe cleaves
his luck as he dodges it.
Damage on a miss.

Again my cleric
is singled out in combat.
Fine, I'll buy the snacks.

LOL!

Here's a couple more:

The new edition
is not D&D. I'll stick to
Playing Pathfinder.

True veteran of
edition wars, upset
by Chainmail update.

 

[Alzrius]

Nice ones, dungeoneer!

I'm going to keep updating my previous post with new haiku so as to not clog up the thread.

 

[Dungeoneer]

Nice ones, dungeoneer!

I'm going to keep updating my previous post with new haiku so as to not clog up the thread.

Eh I wouldn't worry about it. If anything new posts will help draw new posters and more HAIKUS!

 

[doghead]

DCC Funnel,
Cruelly the Urchin denied,
Life past 1 hp

Melee, 1 hp,
And no armour to speak of.
Bad combination

Inspired by recent events.

RIP Bejila

thotd

 

[doghead]

My deadly axe cleaves
his luck as he dodges it.
Damage on a miss.

Eric Noah is
my half-fiend love child. But his
grandma is quite nice.

Brilliant. Made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

thotd

 

[Dungeoneer]

Two moons has Athas
Yet you insist on playing
A dwarf named Gimli

 

[dd.stevenson]

Why bother
PCs wreck plans
Pepperoni Pizza