No need for the snark, if you find 5E to be awesome and enjoy low magic more power to ya. I just like something a bit less bland and alot more crunchiness.
I think your snark detector is broken. I am genuinely interested if the game is fun at high levels. But I want actual informed opinions based on play through a variety of levels, not an off the cuff judgement based on an inaccurate skim of the rules.