D&D 5E Forgotten Realms is being BETRAYED by Wizards

[phantomK9]

Is it April 1 already?

 

[TwoSix]

I hope Chris Perkins changes his Twitter handle to Actual Human Monstrosity Chris Perkins.

 

[Cyber-Dave]

I hope Chris Perkins changes his Twitter handle to Actual Human Monstrosity Chris Perkins.

I was fine right up until I read this line. The scent of sarcasm filled my nostrils like good old morning napalm, but the reference was just far enough over the horizon of my memory not to induce a full-blown attack of PTSD--the S stands for sarcasm, of course. The taste of coffee swished, pleasantly, back and forth in my mouth. My eyes consumed the comedy, and my mind was titillated by its strong-man sense of control. Then I read this line. Now the screen of my computer is punctuated with hot brown spray, and this kitchen is filled with laughter that reverberates from the walls like the screams of children. If you think that joke is dark, you should see the coffee stains I am currently cleaning out of this white tablecloth. Whether I love or hate you for it TwoSix, you have affected me...

 

[TwoSix]

I was fine right up until I read this line. The scent of sarcasm filled my nostrils like good old morning napalm, but the reference was just far enough over the horizon of my memory not to induce a full blown attack of PTSD--the S stands for sarcasm, of course. The taste of coffee swished, pleasantly, back and forth in my mouth. My eyes consumed the comedy and my mind was titillated by its strong-man sense of control. Then I read this line. Now the screen of my computer is punctuated with hot brown spray, and this kitchen is filled with laughter that reverberates from the walls like the screams of children. If you think that joke is dark, you should see the coffee stains I am currently cleaning out of this white tablecloth. Whether I love or hate you for it TwoSix, you have affected me...

Love, hate...what is any human emotion compared to the callous destruction of the Forgotten Realms?

 

[darjr]

I love my callously destroyed Forgotten Realms and there is nothing that you or Mom could say that'll ever change my mind. FOREVER!!!

 

[ProgBard]

I can think of no better opportunity to share this, for anyone else who can't resist clicking through to the trainwreck and would like to play along at home.

 

[TerraDave]

So, in before the lock.

I mean, its funny because its accurate.

Still kind of mean.

 

[Charles Rampant]

I can think of no better opportunity to share this, for anyone else who can't resist clicking through to the trainwreck and would like to play along at home.

I managed to get a few of them, at least!

 

[lowkey13]

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[hawkeyefan]

I'm both sad and impressed that there have been no replies either refuting or supporting the OP.