What does medieval Europe has to do with it?
It's a fantasy game in fantasy worlds. There's only a slightly aesthetic resemblance with historical Europe.
The game is called Dungeons & Dragons, not "Plague & Inquisition"
did some one call.
The Inquisition, let's begin
The Inquisition, look out sin
We have a mission to convert the Other editions (Other edition Other edition Other edition Other editions)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right
We're gonna help them see the light
And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Other editions just can't Refuse)
Fifth edition (fifth edition, fifth edition)
Don't be boring
Say yes (say yes, say yes)
Don't be dull
A fact
You're ignoring:
It's better to lose your dice bag than your skull
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
The Inquisition, oh boy
The Inquisition, what a joy
The Inquisition, oy oy
I was sitting in a FLGS
I was minding my own business
I was playing to a lovely Pathfinder quest
Then these petty persons plunge in, and they throw me in a
Dungeon, and they shove a red hot d4 up my beep
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight
I'm sitting, flicking d8s and I'm looking at the results
And suddenly these dudes break down my walls
I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and
They started playing ping pong with my balls
Oy, the agony
Ooh, the shame
To make my privates public for a game
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to -
- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?
I just got back from the gencon
Gencon, what's an gencon?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway
Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day
Will you convert?
No, no, no, no
Will you fifth edition?
No, no, no, no
Will you revert?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no
Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears,
Now I'll work on their knees!
Hey, Torquemada, walk this way
We got a little game that you might wanna play
So pull that handle, try your luck
Who knows, Torq, you might win a buck!
All right!
Put it in the car (in the car x2)
How we doing? Any converts today?
Not a one, nay, nay, nay
We've flattened their fingers
We branded their buns
Nothing is working
Send in the newbs!
The Inquisition, what a show
The Inquisition, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
So, c'mon you Pathfinders and you Other editions
We got big news for all of youse
You better change your point of views today
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay