How many elves are too many elves?

Does D&D (5e) Need MOAR Elves?

  • No. It needs less elves. Like 1. Or 0.

    Votes: 36 34.0%
  • 5e currently has the exact right number of elves.

    Votes: 32 30.2%
  • Sure, 5e could use some more elves.

    Votes: 15 14.2%
  • I want an elf for every star in the sky!

    Votes: 17 16.0%
  • What is this 'D&D' you speak of? Sounds dangerous, and elf-y.

    Votes: 6 5.7%


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thorgrit

Explorer
Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!

New Subrace: Free Elf

Then you get subraces of Free Elf, like the Buy One Get One Free Elf, the Clearance Sale Elf...

As to the OP: I'd greatly prefer just one elf, with no mechanical racial differences. I could be willing to expand into different cultures of elves, but it'd be more like "this group lived around trees for the last thousand years while this other group lived on the coast for the last thousand years so their upbringing is different" or "these two towns blame each other for over-fishing the lake between them and don't like each other". That really doesn't have to translate into one getting a Charisma bonus and the other getting a Wisdom bonus.
 


Ath-kethin

Elder Thing
Does that mean your campaign has no elves, few elves, or more elves than stars in the sky?

no-elves.jpg
 

TwoSix

Dirty, realism-hating munchkin powergamer
We are Elf. Resistance is futile. Your biological and magical distinctiveness will be added to our own.
 



steeldragons

Steeliest of the dragons
Epic
We are Elf. Resistance is futile. Your biological and magical distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Now this, this right here, is why ENworld needs a "love" reaction/button.

Next campaign...the Elves are coming. They're not leaving the world for some light-filled Everland. They're not secluded in their woodland glades singing with squirrels and deer. Or sitting on ancient all powerful magics and artifacts.

They've had enough, thousands and thousands of years in fact, of taking $#!t from you short lifespan non-magical limited lesser lifeforms. The artistic, dexterous, magical and intelligent shall REIGN!

This time, the world stands no chance against...the Sylvan Menace. Attack of the Thorns. It's time for the Revenge of the Sidhe.

Star Bloods have a New Hope. The Elfpire Strikes Back! Return of the Faer'i.

Yeah...Elfin world conquest...this is gonna be a thing.
 

S

Sunseeker

Guest
The overabundance of elves is only a result of the developers not wanting to create racist "human subraces" based on various IRL human cultures and races. Which is probably for the best.
 


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