Gluttonous Ghouls, Weird Weather and a Sinister Sorcerer

[ChaosGenerators]

I propose in its place Classless clerics (as opposed to Classy clerics).

Classless Chaotic Clerics Consuming Cider

 

[Eltab]

Double-crossing dopplegangers

Evil eefreets (requires the mis-spelling to work)

Xanathar's x-ray'ed Xavier (first mystery: what is a 'xavier' if it is not somebody's name?)

 

[Eltab]

Classless clerics (as opposed to Classy clerics).

Classy Clerics: Clerics who multi-classed with the Old Spice spoof?

 

[Hand of Evil]

Dopey Drow
Hurricane Havoc
Warring Wizards
Landside Landscapes
Sinkhole Savages
Halfling Hangovers or hang-on (mmmm, Halflings as Klingons, interesting)

 

[Eis]

Treacherous Troglodytes
Demanding Duergar

Or howabout Glutinous Ghouls instead?

I really thought it was going to be gelatinous ghouls

gelatinous jewels?

hmmm

 

[CubicsRube]

Right you are. Kinky clerics it is!

I like gluten intolerant ghouls. They stay away from druids and rangers. Too much wheat..

 

[ChaosGenerators]

Celiac Centaurs
Dieting Dragons
Fat-Free Fomorians
Green Gnolls
Peaceful Pixies
Pescetarian Perytons
Tee-total Trolls
Vegetarian Vultures
Vegan Vampires

Now I'm hungry

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Don't forget the FODMAP Flinds!

Celiac Centaurs
Dieting Dragons
Fat-Free Fomorians
Green Gnolls
Peaceful Pixies
Pescetarian Perytons
Tee-total Trolls
Vegetarian Vultures
Vegan Vampires

Now I'm hungry