I would, but I think the sequence would go something like:
- I'd accidentally step on someone's toes without realizing it. I'm kind of a klutz sometimes.
- I'd then be accused of assault.
- Confused by this, I'd ask what I had done.
- I'd then be accused of a cover-up and lying about inflicting grievous bodily harm.
- Once again, I'd ask what I had done.
- A lawsuit is filed suing me for defamation of character.
- After reviewing video of the incident I would realize what I had done and apologize for it.
- The accuser just laughs at my "pitiful attempt at spin"
- Even more confused and thinking maybe I was just missing something ask once more for clarification.
- The only response I get is "stop calling me a liar" and the accuser walking off in a huff.
This of course is pure conjecture, any resemblance to thread interactions is purely coincidental.