RangerWickett
Legend
I be tryin' to convince morrus to hoist the Jolly Roger and publish me rules for naval adventures for D&D 5E: Vessels & Voyagers. But me Admiral tells me, "Wickett, there be no way it sell enough t'warrant the cost."
I wrote eight thousand words what any scalawag could use to set their course to high seas adventure. But I been done in by foul weather and fierce tides, for it seem I not be an auspicious investment. Now, it's like I have a treasure map to fabulous booty, but no crew to go and dig it up.
Aye, there be plenty of folks subscribed to EN5ider on Patreon, for each month it provides a grand bounty of adventures, classes, magic items, and more to fill yer bookshelves or yer ship's hold. But I fear I need to press-gang some of ye lubbers to support this venture. I be no quartermaster, but I reckon it would take another, oh, 200 silver in subscriptions to justify the filthy lucre morrus would ha'e to spend for this ship to set sail.
So, let me ask ye, on this fine Talk Like a Pirate Day, would ye pledge yerself (and yer silver) to our cause, and tell Admiral Morrus ye demand Vessels & Voyagers be added to his fleet? Do ye want to keep digging into dank, dolorous dungeons, or would ye rather be free on the open seas, borne on black sails to pillage and plunder, finding high adventure wherever the wind may take ye? If so, let yer voice be heard! Grab a rope and swing over to https://www.patreon.com/ensider to subscribe!
I wrote eight thousand words what any scalawag could use to set their course to high seas adventure. But I been done in by foul weather and fierce tides, for it seem I not be an auspicious investment. Now, it's like I have a treasure map to fabulous booty, but no crew to go and dig it up.
Aye, there be plenty of folks subscribed to EN5ider on Patreon, for each month it provides a grand bounty of adventures, classes, magic items, and more to fill yer bookshelves or yer ship's hold. But I fear I need to press-gang some of ye lubbers to support this venture. I be no quartermaster, but I reckon it would take another, oh, 200 silver in subscriptions to justify the filthy lucre morrus would ha'e to spend for this ship to set sail.
So, let me ask ye, on this fine Talk Like a Pirate Day, would ye pledge yerself (and yer silver) to our cause, and tell Admiral Morrus ye demand Vessels & Voyagers be added to his fleet? Do ye want to keep digging into dank, dolorous dungeons, or would ye rather be free on the open seas, borne on black sails to pillage and plunder, finding high adventure wherever the wind may take ye? If so, let yer voice be heard! Grab a rope and swing over to https://www.patreon.com/ensider to subscribe!