D&D General She Rolled Two 18s.

Zardnaar · Jan 25, 2020

My wife rolled some dice after her PC had a critical existence failure. Flinds+critical hits.

Stats

18
18
16
13
13
8

Hot damn.

She's changed her mind about 19 times but atm she's looking at a support type character.

Death cleric 1
Divine Soul 6

Background
Nurian Theurge
Feats
Inspiring leader
Healer

Follows Anu Akma (Anubis).

End of the night extended aid plus inspired leader is an extra 31 hit points.

jgsugden · Jan 25, 2020

Help her with a really intense and detailed backstory with a lot of adventure hooks. Then, start the next session with an encounter with a high level assassin and a wizard with disintegrate. Sure, you may end up divorced, but then you'll really have a story worth telling.

Azzy · Jan 25, 2020

Sounds like the title of a clickbait article.

Zardnaar · Jan 25, 2020

jgsugden said:
Help her with a really intense and detailed backstory with a lot of adventure hooks. Then, start the next session with an encounter with a high level assassin and a wizard with disintegrate. Sure, you may end up divorced, but then you'll really have a story worth telling.

Already died once lol. If we get divorced though who gets the cats?

Seramus · Jan 25, 2020

Me. I get the cats.

TheCosmicKid · Jan 25, 2020

Zardnaar said:
Already died once lol. If we get divorced though who gets the cats?

Well, I don't recommend rolling against her for them.

Zardnaar · Jan 26, 2020

TheCosmicKid said:
Well, I don't recommend rolling against her for them.

I'll back my rolls.

Dannyalcatraz · Jan 26, 2020

Shouldn’t the title of this thread start with “Dear Playboy...” or something like that?

Richards · Jan 26, 2020

Given the situation we're discussing in this thread, I guess I can probably get away with stating the following:

"I have to say, Zardnaar, I really admire your wife's lovely pair of big ones! And the fact that they're all natural makes them that much more impressive!"

Johnathan

Ulorian - Agent of Chaos · Jan 26, 2020

Richards said:
Given the situation we're discussing in this thread, I guess I can probably get away with stating the following:

"I have to say, Zardnaar, I really admire your wife's lovely pair of big ones! And the fact that they're all natural makes them that much more impressive!"

Johnathan

Uh... wow. That's insanely inappropriate. I'm sure that seemed really funny when you said it in your head, but you need to check yourself before you post something like that.