D&D 5E Terrible Titles for a Xanathar Follow-up

[jgsugden]

Halaster's Librum of Speckled Things That He Forgot to Put on Level 7 but Might Have Accidentally Put on Level 18 near the Aurumvorax Grell Half Breed but Half Creatures Were in the 3.5 Ruleset So Probably Not But Definitely Something Like That Which is a Roundabout Way of Saying I forgot What I was Doing But My Apprentices Probably Know If They Were Not Trying To Kill Me I Could Ask But They Likely Are But I'm Having a Good Day How About You?

 

[Guest 6801328]

Halaster's Librum of Speckled Things That He Forgot to Put on Level 7 but Might Have Accidentally Put on Level 18 near the Aurumvorax Grell Half Breed but Half Creatures Were in the 3.5 Ruleset So Probably Not But Definitely Something Like That Which is a Roundabout Way of Saying I forgot What I was Doing But My Apprentices Probably Know If They Were Not Trying To Kill Me I Could Ask But They Likely Are But I'm Having a Good Day How About You?

Alternately:

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you.

 

[darjr]

Melfs Mighty Manual

 

[Oofta]

Xanathar's Guide: Rise of Sylgar*
*The fact that he's rising belly up is of no consequence.

 

[Undrave]

Melfs Mighty Manual

Not to be confused with Manuel's Meaty MILFs

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

Not to be confused with Manuel's Meaty MILFs

Whoa. Is that a conjuration or transmutation?

 

[Fenris-77]

Whoa. Is that a conjuration or transmutation?

It's a summoning, drawn from the deepest depths of a Florida Walmart.

 

[Urriak Uruk]

Zagyg's Zoological En-Zyclopedia

 

[darjr]

Minsc’s Hamster Handbook
or
Minsc’s book of Boo

 

[darjr]

Tensor’s Tome of the Terrors