FrogReaver
As long as i get to be the frog
Can language even get married to hyper literal interpretations? What's the law on that these days? Who presides over that ceremony? Jeeze! This is tough.
lol. Or we could say you never "hold" the shield since on the atomic level your hand and the shield never actually touch. It's just kinda suspended in mid-air due to atomic level forces of your hand and it interacting.