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Nah, those aren't the real OTTers, just the knuckleheads of the group.




Right. Pretending you didn't show me that, so I won't go spend the next week or so playing with it to the exclusion of all else....

It's actually free and doing just normal stuff linking steam, linking google, getting the welcome emails gets you free content packs that are normally 5 dollars

 

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I'll go sit in the shadows again

Truns up the brightness to kill all the shadowy spaces

 

[Aeson]

I'll go sit in the shadows again

Nope nope nope

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

It IS cooler in the shadows: vampires, goths, Batman.

Note: I actually had a typo when first writing that- “Batmam“. Which makes me think of a shadowy enforcer of justice...grandma style.

Batmam: Now, before I turn you over to the police, what do you tell the nice couople you just tried to mug.

Thug: I’m sorry I tried to mug you.

Batmam (forcefully tugging on thug’s ear): Aaaand?

Thug: I won’t do it again, I promise.

 

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It IS cooler in the shadows: vampires, goths, Batman.

Note: I actually had a typo when first writing that- “Batmam“. Which makes me think of a shadowy enforcer fo justice...grandma style.

Batmam: Now, before I turn you over to the police, what do you tell the nice couople you just tried to mug.

Thug: I’m sorry I tried to mug you.

Batmam (forcefully tugging on thug’s ear): Aaaand?

Thug: I won’t do it again, I promise.

Batmam: I'm not mad, just disappointed.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Guys getting ready to do a bank heist, and from the shadows they hear:

Batmam: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear....

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

...and she has a souped up motorized scooter. Maybe with an Ariel Atom engine.

 

[Aeson]

It IS cooler in the shadows: vampires, goths, Batman.

Note: I actually had a typo when first writing that- “Batmam“. Which makes me think of a shadowy enforcer of justice...grandma style.

Batmam: Now, before I turn you over to the police, what do you tell the nice couople you just tried to mug.

Thug: I’m sorry I tried to mug you.

Batmam (forcefully tugging on thug’s ear): Aaaand?

Thug: I won’t do it again, I promise.

And I read your typo as Blackmam. THAT'S a superhero the world needs right now. She shows up in her church dress and hat and starts whooping ass.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And I read your typo as Blackmam. THAT'S a superhero the world needs right now. She shows up in her church dress and hat and starts whooping ass.

Guys getting ready to do a bank heist, and from the shadows they hear:

Blackmam: Y’all suckas need JEEEEEESUSS!

 

[Aeson]

It looks like deer are getting to enjoy my vegetables before I do. I need way to keep them away.