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So....five kids got away from Order 66...ok, well, it's possible.
So...are Inquisitors Sith?
So....Ben K gets a job as a bottom of the sand pile worker drone? Why? What does he really need money for? He is a hermit that lives in a cave! Maybe he does it for a cover....but, you know, hermit guy works too.
Ben K seems a bit odd not caring about the jedi guy....is not helping other jedi part of the Code?
Jedi Joe sure seems to find Ben K easy enough.....
Um....stealing is against the Jedi code too...right?
And....Ben K seems way wrong that he does not respect Owens wishes...
And like a minute later Owen shows he is 100% times better then Ben, when he does not give Ben up....
So...Ben is about the WORST at hiding. And the Empire could not find him in TEN YEARS?!?
Also....umm...Darth Anikin KNOWS all about the Laars farm. So in TEN YEARS he never sent even ONE person to check it out?
Jedi and Sith can feel and detect each other, right? So....why does that not happen?
Do the Inquisitors, NOT have Sith mind powers? Or are they too low level or something? You'd think having the Force powers of "mind reading", "feelings" "detecting thoughts" and such would be REQUIRED for an Inquisitor....
Too bad Leia did not get a Jedi Protector like Luke.....
So Luke "must be trained"....but, um, WHAT ABOUT LEIA?!? Is she not just as likely to be the "Child of the Chosen One"?
And Ben K does not even try to hide his lightsaber? Does not EVERYONE know that is a Jedi weapon?
And...and.....this show has a Star Wars Lore Advisor.....who is PAID to get everything above right! But if they did that, there would be no text above!
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A Jedi Con?? Does not seem so wise to pretend to be part of the MOST HUNTED KILL ON SIGHT GROUP IN THE GALAXY!
Guess Ben found Leia by luck?
So the bad guys put out an APB on Ben.....wonder why no one thought to try that on Tattionne?
Leia sure acts very DUMB....does she not understand she was kidnapped and is in a very dangerous place?
Is that lizard guy on the rooftop a Gorn from Star Trek?
So sure Leia is a clueless little girl....but she "suddenly" thinks Ben is a jedi because he sort of catches her and drops her on the ground. Does she not know sith can make people float?
But Leia acts like she does not know about the Sith? But....um...would this NOT be common knowledge.....like taught to school children. Like DARTH VADER is a public figure, right? EVERYONE knows who he is, right? Sure they don't know all the details...but "Dark Lord of the Sith that slaughtered all the Jedi" is commonly known, right?
So...suddenly Reva HAS Force mind powers!?! Good thing she forgot to use them on Tattoine.
I though the empire locked down the planet...no one in or out......yea the transport just zooms away?
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Of course, the problem with a story like this is Vader just sits around as his castle and tells Third Minion Sister to find Ben as it is so important. Not important enough to do himself....but very important.
Ban K can fix driods now? Sure, it's just a Palyskool Driod, but still.....
Hummm....they make an odd point.....is not Senator Bel Leia's stepdad...evil as he is part of the Evil Empire? Or is he like part of the good minority?
So Leia acted like an idiot last episode......but now she is a grant master spy in like seconds
So that is a lightsaber gate?
And was that a FEMALE Stromtrooper that came out of the second transport?
And a FEMALE Officer too? Oh...but she is a spy!
So Ben can feel Darth Vader.....but Vader can't feel Ben?
So why does Vader move his robot arms to do Force powers? In a living Sith they would go through the body, right? But the Force does not flow through technology, right?
Is there some reason Ben's lightsaber glows so much?
So.....Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader have an EPIC Legendary duel.......but it's so sad. But sure Ben is not the guy he used to be....but then should not Vader have won a lot easier?
Odd all that burning sand hardly seems to hurt Ben at all....not even burn his hair
And then Vader is like "oh well, he is gone?"