Hussar
Legend
But, intentionally or not, you are using EXACTLY the same language that was used about 4e. As in virtually word for word. Add in nice touches (you didn't but others did) like anime references, kids these days references and various other goodies and you've got the whole Edition War Bingo card covered.I have no idea what you issue is. I have not talked about 4E explicitly or implicitly, because I literally do not care about 4E one way or the other. I never really played it, and I don't have the first clue about how it did or did not handle the kinds of sim elements I am talking about.
And just to be clear, in case I am being too subtle: I am not talking about misty stepping eladrin or fire breathing dragons or skeletons walking around without muscles or heroic warriors surviving long falls. I am talking about having to freaking eat, sleep in a bed, maybe light a fire during the winter.
So, you might understand why I'm pushing back here.