What's Your Idea of a Party?

[Art Waring]

Back in Cali they had concrete fire pits on the beach, every night they would have bonfires, play drums, and dance under the stars. Good times.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

What's my idea of a party? Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Now you might say to yourself, that doesn't sound like much of a party ... but we needed a little sumpin'-sumpin' for a Monday afternoon.

 

[Art Waring]

What's my idea of a party? Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Did you eat all that acid?

 

[Ryujin]

What's my idea of a party? Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Now you might say to yourself, that doesn't sound like much of a party ... but we needed a little sumpin'-sumpin' for a Monday afternoon.

I was following you right up until "Budweiser."

 

[DrunkonDuty]

What's my idea of a party? Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Now you might say to yourself, that doesn't sound like much of a party ... but we needed a little sumpin'-sumpin' for a Monday afternoon.

The whole second half of that list is out for me. It's not my bag, baby. (Seriously I get a migraine if even think too much about amyl.)

As for OP. Almost everything on the list counts. The only exceptions are:

sports jerseys (more accurately the sport that is implied.)
pumpkin spiced anything.
pawning n00bs. I mean, how is that even fun?

 

[payn]

The whole second half of that list is out for me. It's not my bag, baby. (Seriously I get a migraine if even think too much about amyl.)

As for OP. Almost everything on the list counts. The only exceptions are:

sports jerseys (more accurately the sport that is implied.)
pumpkin spiced anything.
pawning n00bs. I mean, how is that even fun?

What does pawning noobs mean?

 

[Lanefan]

Party? Anything that involves a bunch of friendly people and several cases of beer qualifies for me. All the other add-ons (burgers, karaoke, beach, stadium, drugs, etc.) are mere options; and none of them are really necessary.

 

[CleverNickName]

Three years and still no love for Dwight Yokum?

 

[Umbran]

What does pawning noobs mean?

You take all the noobs off all the doors in the house, and take them to a local pawnbroker.
You can usually get a great price for antique brass or cut crystal noobs.

 

[aco175]

You take all the noobs off all the doors in the house, and take them to a local pawnbroker.
You can usually get a great price for antique brass or cut crystal noobs.

Like going to Plymouth Plantation and hearing them speak in the old tongue 1600s English. If you ka-no you ka-no how to pronounce things.