D&D General Survivor Thread: Best D&D Movie

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing
A shame we wont see LotR films broke out and how that would have shaken out.
I know right? Fellowship of the Ring is a completely different movie than Return of the King, with a completely different tone and setting...at least as much as Conan the Barbarian is different from Conan the Destroyer. But alas, as we say in Survivor threads, "the list is the list."
 

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Jacob Lewis

Ye Olde GM
A shame we wont see LotR films broke out and how that would have shaken out.
I dunno. The thing that stands out with LotR is that all three movies were shot simultaneously as one continuous movie. These were not sequels or add ons, and none of them sits as a complete story on their own. So it would be more like picking your favorite season of a TV show, or your favorite chapters in a book.
 

We're really down to the top picks where no one should feel good about downvoting any of them. But from my perspective, Conan the Destroyer stands head and shoulders (literally?) above Krull. Yeah, Krull had some neat stuff in it. Looking back almost 40 years, however, we just seem to be more forgiving about its shortcomings. But the plot was weak, the acting was weak, and the whole thing had trouble coming together as something cohesive and thought out. Mostly, I just remember it being disappointing. They made such a big deal about the Glaive, and it ended up being underused. The lack of emotional connection between the two characters who were supposed to be married made the whole thing feel forced. Campy, cheesy, and plot holes, I can forgive. Bad scripts and forced attachments, not so much.

So how is Conan any better? I'm so glad you asked. :)

Conan is approached by Queen Taramis with a quest: to escort her young, headstrong niece (Princess Jehnna) on a dangerous journey on behalf of their patron god, Dagoth. "Approached" is a loose term as Taramis first tries to capture the barbarian and his companion, Malak, instead of just offering them a quest. So the adventure opens with some action (i.e. light combat) rather than just an obligatory hook to join whatever quest the DM throws on the table (+1). That tactic fails, obviously, as Conan takes down four horsed soldiers on his own (Malak offered minimal assistance). But Taramis has a backup plan.

Taramis is not only Queen, but apparently, a priestess as well. Using a combination of suggestion, hypnosis, and illusion, she compels Conan to reveal to her what would motivate him to do what she wanted. Ultimately, the barbarian reveals the one thing he truly cares about: his beloved Valeria, who died in the previous movie. Still under the effects of the mind-affecting powers, Taramis convinces Conan that she can bring back the dead. This becomes the single motivation for Conan, and the quest is accepted without question.

During the entire quest, Conan's friends suspect Taramis has bad intentions. They try to convince him of the dangers, and what consequences may befall if they succeed. But Conan is blind to their warnings, fixating only on the reward of having Valeria restored to life. His friends remain loyal, staying with him throughout the adventure until he finally realizes the Queen's betrayal. In the end, he decides to save the young girl, not out of affection but because she is an innocent pawn also being betrayed by Taramis. He also has a score to settle with Bombaata, as well as Taramis, and also to stop the monstrous demigod that will bring destruction into the world.

Its funny, but the way you describe Krull feels a lot like my favorite real D&D memories, where Conan is an annoying table at the FLGS with a spotlight hogging loudmouth regular and a DM creating fetishized plot lines that play to his narcissism. I want to play in Krull every week. I've played Conan once, I don't need to do it again.
 

payn

He'll flip ya...Flip ya for real...
I dunno. The thing that stands out with LotR is that all three movies were shot simultaneously as one continuous movie. These were not sequels or add ons, and none of them sits as a complete story on their own. So it would be more like picking your favorite season of a TV show, or your favorite chapters in a book.
Totally disagree. I'd would vote Fellowship all day long. The others are not bad, but dont give me as much of a D&D vibe but more of a classic fantasy story.
 

Cadence

Legend
Supporter
I dunno. The thing that stands out with LotR is that all three movies were shot simultaneously as one continuous movie. These were not sequels or add ons, and none of them sits as a complete story on their own. So it would be more like picking your favorite season of a TV show, or your favorite chapters in a book.

A survivor thread to vote out certain scenes from LotR? ...
 





Gradine

The Elephant in the Room (she/her)
Fine I'll vote you nerds

Conan the Barbarian 8
Conan the Destroyer 10
LotR 17
Willow 14
Krull 11
Fast & Furious 71
 

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