D&D General Would it be feasible to have magical versions of nappies in Dnd? and if so how would they work?

[FitzTheRuke]

The Magnificent Nappy of the Unsullied is always clean, not matter how often your young lordling does his business! Buy it now for only 200 pieces of the king's gold!

 

[aco175]

The Dungsweepers Guild of Waterdeep might have words with you for bypassing them.

Also, while we are at it, we should talk about toilet paper and D&D. It is not listed in the PHB so I do not know how much to charge players.

 

[Umbran]

I've been thinking about something for Dnd that sounds very absurd yet is definitely possible and what I was wondering is would it be feasible to have magical versions of nappies in Dnd? and if so how would they work?

Given that the cantrip Prestidigitation will "instantaneously clean or soil an object no larger than 1 cubic foot," magical diapers should not be that big a problem if the GM allows it.

If not the diapers themselves, then a diaper bin. Drop in the dirty one, close the latch, WHOOSH, clean diaper.

 

[Tonguez]

Do people,in DnD even poop?

 

[Vaalingrade]

Do people,in DnD even poop?

No.

And if I have to acknowledge it in any non-otylugh situation, I'm out.

 

[Blue Orange]

I was assuming it disappeared onto the Para-Quasi-Elemental Plane of Poop, also known as the Poopoo Plane, or Scheisselementalbene.

The golem form is attested already:

Has anyone ever created a Feces Golem?

Now, if a cleric created one, would it not give an entire new meaning to seeing it in a dark alley, pointing, and proclaiming loudly "HOLY SH*T"!

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