Has anyone ever created a Feces Golem?

Whizbang Dustyboots · May 24, 2004

Given the ick factor, I'm really surprised this didn't make it into the Book of Vile Ickiness, er, Darkness.

Teflon Billy · May 24, 2004

I did. In my "The Last City" campaign, The River of Filth is pretty much a fixture, having replaced most of the normal thoroughfares through the destroyed neighbourhoods as the main means of travel (this despite being people with Otyughs, Trash Ogres and...yes...Crap Golems)

Hand of Evil · May 24, 2004

mine was an ooze, the creeping crud.

DonaldRumsfeldsTofu · May 24, 2004

The Internet is officially over.

shilsen · May 24, 2004

Sure.

I created a Filth Golem, also called a

Golem, which was made of congealed feces and other matter. Had a breath weapon consisting of a spray of sewage water and could cause disease as a secondary effect when causing damage with its fists. Unfortunately I don't have its stats on me right here.

Raging Epistaxis · May 24, 2004

Hmm. Can't say I've heard of a Feces Golem before this, but it brings up all sorts of possibilities regarding secondary infections and infestations resulting from a successful attack by the creature - and even resulting from a successful attack by the PC's. The splatter effect

Not to mention the possibility of nausea or weakness from the overwhelming stench of the creature.

I wonder if an earth elemental was summoned in a midden or similar sewage environment, wouldn't it effectively be made of the materials of the environment? Elemental with disease damage, etc etc. I'll have to ruminate on that one...

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hong · May 24, 2004

Poo elemental here:

http://www.enworld.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1532116&postcount=22

Account of play here:

http://www.enworld.org/forums/showthread.php?t=70451

BOZ · May 24, 2004

Has anyone ever created a Feces Golem?

Kevin Smith, yes.

NotNew@Enworld · May 24, 2004

It's an Elemental? So there's actually an Elemental Plane of

?

Whisper72 · May 24, 2004

Hmmm... I just got off the pot in the bathroom, it seemed like it still moved, so I guess I just created one.... or does that not count???

(on a side note: what kind of wizard/cleric is a sick enuff puppy to want to create such a thing....)

Some special powers come to mind:

Cloud of noxious gas (causes fainting and temporaty Con loss)
Sonic (fart) attack (can cause buildings to crumble)
Spew doodoo (stickiness creates a penalt to Dex)
Jet of diarrhea (sp?) (also called 'diarhea disaster')
Swallow whole / engulf (eeew!)