Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

[Aeson]

For those not in on the reference:

I started thinking of that when he mentioned the turkeys. Les got his "Oh, the humanity" moment. lol

I then started thinking about how a WKRP revival could work. Loni Anderson is the new station owner. Tim Reid could return. I'm not sure if his character would work today.

 

[Aeson]

Actually, I briefly considered commandeering some steel piping I saw locally awhile back to make an air cannon, but I lack the means to generate sufficient pressure to do anything really interesting with it.

(... Why, yes, I was a big Mythbusters fan.)

I want to employ a tshirt gun in my job. You want your paper on the front porch? Well, here ya go.
THOOMP!!!

 

[Mad_Jack]

I want to employ a tshirt gun in my job. You want your paper on the front porch? Well, here ya go.
THOOMP!!!

"In other news today, a local man was killed by a newspaper in a drive-by shooting this morning..."

 

[Aeson]

"In other news today, a local man was killed by a newspaper in a drive-by shooting this morning..."

At least he can't say he didn't get his paper.

 

[Mad_Jack]

At least he can't say he didn't get his paper.

That's because dead people can't talk...

 

[Blackrat]

That's because dead people can't talk...

”Dead men tell no tales”, is the proverb if I remember correct

 

[Aeson]

That's because dead people can't talk...

Don't tell Sylvia Brown or her son. He says she talks to him more now than when she was alive.

 

[Aeson]

I have turrets syndrome. I yell out random gun names. ARMALITE RIFLE 15!!!!

 

[Aeson]

I had a dream in which I was eating something. I woke up when I bit my tongue IRL. It's similar to a dream several years ago where I punched my bedside table when fighting someone. I really hope I don't start sleepwalking.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Apropos of nothing:

<sigh> Blerg.

That is all.