CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
The rust monster was, and remains, the best and most under-utilized monster in D&D. I love them so very much.That's how I remember it. Death wasn't even the worst thing that could happen in AD&D. Most players preferred death to falling victim to level drains or rust monsters.
The melee Fighter would dominate every encounter over and over again, thumping his chest and kissing his biceps and bragging loudly about how easy every single battle was, while the Cleric was using every bit of her magic to keep him healed and the Wizard was cowering in the corner unable to survive a single hit. "HA HA YOU GUYS SHOULD GET IN HERE AND FIGHT WITH ME, IT'S REALLY FUN!" the Fighter would bellow, oblivious to everyone else at the table rolling their eyes in exasperation.
So the DM throws in a rust monster and lo, it's finally the Fighter's turn to cower in the corner, afraid to take a single hit, while the Cleric takes a break from healing and the wizard cocks his crossbow. "YOU'RE RIGHT, HUNKY McSTRONGJAW!" the wizard gets to say, finally, for the first time in six gaming sessions. "COMBAT REALLY IS FUN!"