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Okay, but can we all agree that the uniquely English measurement in "stone" is bonkers? I have never wanted to know the weight of something relative to 14 pounds. No one has ever needed to know the weight of anything relative to 14 pounds.
Well, it wasn't uniquely British. They just ended up being the last nation using the system. It turns out that the measurement of 'stone' has a very interesting history.
It goes back to Rome.
Rome didn't use the measurement of 'stone' directly, but it did for the army craft official weights out of stone in various sizes that were multiples of a pound. It would then pay in coin for different commodities of goods from local vendors if the amount of particular commodity (beeswax, lead, wool, etc.) weighed the same as the stone for that particular commodity.
This ended up standardizing the trade units for that commodity in multiples of a 'stone', with each trade using a different 'stone'.
The surviving 'stone' measurement of 14 lbs. was just one such stone, with a great many other trade specific 'stone' weights being used prior to the 19th century.