Thomas Shey
Legend
I get this, but the solutions are twofold: get the wizard some better spells (there's so many good ones, he can't possibly fail them all!), or run him out and hire another one.
Back in the day, it was entirely possible to at least fail all the low level ones. And the latter is tantamount to "Get a new character," which, as I noted some people seemed to be really aggravated by.
Swordbushing? New term for the day, for me anyway.
Sorry. It was a reference to Metamorphosis Alpha/Gamma World: swordbushes were singularly deadly plants. So the term that came up for generating a character who seemed so crappy you didn't want to deal with it was "They threw themselves on a swordbush."