I agree with everything you wrote, but I expected the second thing to be ‘no Bards’
If I had one wish that I could wish for this Halloween Season, it would be that they would announce more design space for subclasses and that all the gamers of the world would join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.
If I had two wishes, the first would be more design space for subclasses and all the gamers of the world would join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for all gamers to get exactly what they want out of D&D.
You know, if I had three wishes, the first, of course, would be that they would announce more design space and all the gamers of the world would join hands and sing, the second would be people getting what they want or something, and the third would be for killing off all of the Bards.
And if I had four wishes that I could make, the first would be the crap about design space and the gamers getting along and stuff and singing, the second would be for people getting what they want or whatever, the third would be to kill of those Bards already, and the fourth would be for all-encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
Wait a minute, maybe the all-encompassing power should be the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, design space and all those gamers singing and getting along ... that would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all the gamers together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! They'd probably start arguing over editions before they even start singing. So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the power. We go with that. Second, killing all those bards. And then give other people what they want ... NO, wait, we give ME what I WANT. Which is killing those dang Bards already. Oh, and those soulless, dead-eyed elves. And money. Lots and lots of money.
Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish.
And, of course, my fifth wish would be for other gamers to get stuff they want. Maybe while singing.