For that matter, I remember a DM who used to play infuriating games like “if you said you went into the tavern, but didn’t specify that you dismounted your horse you’d get knocked off going through the door” and similar nonsense.
GM: What do you do?
Player: I go...
GM: Your eyes are getting dry.
Player: What?
GM: You didn't blink.
Player: I didn't...what...ok, I blink. Now, I go...
GM: You're suffocating.
Player: What?
GM: You haven't inhaled any oxygen.
Player: GD it! I breathe in oxygen. Ok, now I go...
GM: Your eyes are...
This is also a good opportunity for something connected to our bar scene earlier in the thread!
GM: You’re in a tavern.
Player: I set it on fire!
GM: You didn’t ask if the structure was stone or wood-framed. It’s all stone.
Player: I set the table on fire!
GM: The tables are stone.
Player: I set my chair on fire!
GM: Again, you have to ask what it’s made out of. Your chair is stone!
Player: The bar?!
GM: Stone!
Player: The barkeep?!
GM: Stone. It’s a gargoyle barkeep . Ask first, dude.
< 3 minutes later >
Player: My hair?!
GM: Sto…alright, roll to self-immolate and save or die.