You may not care. Different things bother different people.I get it. I also don't know why I'd actually care.
Even disregarding the armor, wearing a bow strung around yourself with the tension of the string holding it to your body would be terrible for the bow.Good luck trying to slide that bow off the spiked breastplate and over its shoulder in combat. Tactically make it come through a doorway to get to you, it will be awkward trying to maneuver for just the right angle to make it through.
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My immediate thought was this would be a way cooler ending to the Death House dungeon in Curse of Strahd than the one in the book. My second thought was there’s no way that’s a fair fight for a 3rd level party. My third thought was, maybe that’s fine - just escape the house initially, and come back to kill it when you’re up around 10th level and ready to go back to Barovia Village before the final Strahd confrontation.I like the idea of a boss fight against a whole [donkey] Haunted House. Like straight up 2006 Monster House style.
It does!I like the idea of a boss fight against a whole [donkey] Haunted House. Like straight up 2006 Monster House style.
Would probably work fora whole Haunted Train too, but I'll admit that Mists of Akuma already pretty much has a stat block for that.