D&D General Friday Fun: Ruin A D&Dism By Changing One [thing]

[Incenjucar]

Mind Glompers

 

[soviet]

Existing things redefined literally:

Dust of Disappearance ('Oh, it's gone')
Turn Undead ('Brains...')
Cloudkill ('Take that, you dirty cumulonimbus!')

 

[Greg K]

WHAC0

 

[Laurefindel]

WHAC0

I don’t care what people say, WHAC0 was a huge improvement over the clunky Twit Tables…

 

[Chaltab]

Mind Glompers

Sister species to the every friendly Kind Flayer.

 

[Brendan Byrd]

Undermountain Dew
Keep on th Hoarderlands

 

[James Gasik]

There's a few from the infamous Castle Greyhawk I like:

Drider-Man
Cretin (like an Ettin, but not as bright)
Minitaurs

 

[Chaltab]

Drider-Man

Does whatever a Drider Can
Spins a web, Huge in Size
Catches gnomes, just like flies
Look out! Here comes Drider-Man!

 

[James Gasik]

Does whatever a Drider Can
Spins a web, Huge in Size
Catches gnomes, just like flies
Look out! Here comes Drider-Man!

He drives people crazy with his constant droning about his fickle girlfriend and his sickly aunt.