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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I have started to wonder if Cheeto Mussolini's tariff war could impact my job. Newprint, ink, printing press parts. I'm really surprised oil prices and fuel prices haven't skyrocketed yet. I was told last year they had a hard date of 12/25/2025 to stop delivering. That had since changed due to...
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    Researchers discover a new color (no, not that one)

    I got blasted in the eyes with a laser and all I got was this lousy teal T-shirt.... What do you mean it's not teal?
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I suppose the Popemobile wouldn't be needed? Is it too soon for Pope adjacent jokes?
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    The intergalactic mobster known as Pizzaballa was trapped in his limousine and ate himself to DEATH.
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    The movie Lifeforce sounds familiar, so I'm going to say I was reintroduced to it and Mathilda May today.
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Arkansas has a politician named Jason Rapert. So close. LOL I get it, it's not related, but I'll take any opportunity to talk about the love of my life, The Honorable Ms. Jasmine Crockett. She should be known to you. 😁
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I like looking at some of the graduation banners I see in neighborhoods this time of year. So many different names that can be used as character names. Porter Tubbs is a name that should be in lights. The young man might be a real 🍆, but that name has potential. Porter Tubbs Chairman and CEO...
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    IN REMEMBRANCE--2025

    The last paragraph gives a lot of insight. Darkness, indeed.
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    What Is A Superhero?

    I'm not sure but I think this guy might qualify as a superhero. Some of the stuff he does on his channel is really impressive. https://youtube.com/shorts/TOtacrNpM9k?si=11665w8h3LOqZ3TK
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    "Promising hints of life on distant planet"

    I guess I'm thinking it's like Earth in it's early days of life beginning. My thoughts were that other games would be detected if more complex life were present. Would it be more like a room with a red light bulb? They call it a dark room for some reason. Is it still emitting the full spectrum...
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    "Promising hints of life on distant planet"

    I R dum so forgive me if I sound it. 124 light years away. What we're seeing is from 124 years ago? And all we're seeing is bacteria poo? Even if we travel there in our life time we'll still only see poo, right? Maybe they'll have gained a photosensitive cell in that time? A nubbin of an...
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    "Promising hints of life on distant planet"

    At least close enough to get our broadcasts. Everyone should experience Elvis.
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    "Promising hints of life on distant planet"

    They're too expensive to waste. Shame shame.
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    "Promising hints of life on distant planet"

    They found alien farts. 🤣
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Or a grunge band. Maybe I've been lucky, I've never experienced the "fiery final expulsion". Maybe I just never went to extreme with it. I got my Federal refund already. I filed last Wednesday. That was fast. 🎉🎉🎉💃🕺💃🕺 It's not a lot but I did owe until I added in my Obamacare insurance...
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