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    What's a troll?

    Somebody who posts a poll with multiple comedy options and then immediately demands that anyone who didn't choose the 'correct' answer justify themselves... well, that's pretty close.
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    Eberron - Cool or Drool?

    Drooling over the cool.
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    ...SPACE CEILOPIESHE... all info could anybody look/discuss please!!?

    Dude, did you miss his other thread about how posting things in human language removes all of the creativity from it?
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    Should girls be allowed to play fighter characters

    Rah rah ralls, kick him in the...
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    Repairing a sundered Ancestral Weapon

    This seems to be the kind of thing that comes up a lot in fantasy fiction. I would say a) quest for the craftsman who originally made the item (or his clan/descendants), and b) don't allow it to be exactly the same item as before. Most of its powers and properties would remain, but give it some...
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    What's with the frequent timeouts?

    Is it a network problem, or a server load issue? There's a bunch of 'nice but not essential' vBulletin features that really gobble CPU--the 'forum jump' menu is known for being a real database query hog.
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    Alignment. Who needs it?

    How's that martyrdom working out for you?
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    The deadliest CR 18 in the world, courtesy of WotC

    Sounds like a fun read. Where do you find 'em?
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    FINAL FANTASY....Myrkr Foe 5/20,new finished system attached

    Frankly, I don't think he understands the need for any such thing. It's completely obvious to him, so there's no need in his mind to modify it for anyone else. You think he's autistic or something? Edit: Wow, a delightful combination of a babbler and a MENSA troll. At this point, it's time to...
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    WotC acquisition by MS press release (April fools)

    And so the parade of painfully unfunny jokes begins.
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    FINAL FANTASY....Myrkr Foe 5/20,new finished system attached

    Is it just me, or does his logorrhea resemble the output of a MegaHALesque program that was fed a bunch of RPG books? Also, it's kind of funny how much it resembles the crap he's blathering about in this thread.
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    FINAL FANTASY....Myrkr Foe 5/20,new finished system attached

    I'll have whatever drugs he's having.
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    Is there any hope for Macs?

    If you're stuck on OS 9, try the WaMCom browser, which is a slightly modified build of Mozilla 1.3. http://wamcom.org/
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    Power of the Press: Mass produced magic?

    Eventually the printing press would absorb excess magic and spontaneously become a construct. ;)
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    Final Fantasy-like Summoning

    FF summons are essentially flashy direct-damage spells, and as such really wouldn't be different from any other spells. Maybe take the approach that the summoner has to work out a contract with the creature, along the lines of 'I will cast X spell/use X ability on command Y times in return for...
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