Recent content by Evil DieM

I recommended gagging their mouths and checking their devices at the door. They are not necessary for rolling dice and creating replacement characters during a session, though they will still protest. But I find that not to be a distraction since it amuses me. I also like blindfolding them...

One can never be too sure. Why don't you try getting close to all of them and get back to us on that? (The feral trolls want me to reassure you that their reach is safe and you should try them first.)

Maybe you think that's a fair rate for Minotaur, but I get them at wholesale. :devil: Either way, that's not a very good deal, if you think about it. Minotaurs can't barely generate three silver pieces from their individual Treasure Types.

Yes, they're called "adventurers". Feral trolls are calling them "dinner", and I can't repeat what the minions are calling them just now...

You can do the same that I do with all of my dice: fudge the rolls. These should be particularly easy to do that...

I hear this is now a standard feature in most newer model wizards, sorcerers, and other spell-casters... kinda like central heating.

The game exists so that the feral trolls won't go hungry. I mean, what are they going to eat if they don't get their regular helpings of foolish adventurers? Do you know how useless vegetarian trolls are to anybody? Oh, and it also makes the minions feel useful for a change. For them, there is...

I like a system that is efficient; whichever one that can average the most number of player character deaths in the least amount of dice rolls will always get my vote.

I never pay more than three silver pieces for a plate of Barbarian. It's usually a bit gamey for my tastes, but the feral trolls seem to enjoy it. Especially on the side of mashed Halflings and some Garden-Elf salad.