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Good luck! I kept forgetting until the very last round that it's range was Melee 2.

I pronounce them mirror, squirrel, horror, Graham, and Craig.

Based off all the times I've heard British people talking about Spanish or Mexican food, that definitely seems true to life.

Leeches attached to the eyes is a thing I could have gone my entire life without imagining.

The group did not die fighting the Arixx, but it was only because of some very lucky rolls and the fact that in every instance where I...

As someone who has a lot of trouble manually ignoring things the ignore button is a godsend.

In the time before ubiquitous cell phones, I had one player who showed up 24 hours late. (He had the wrong date on his schedule.)

Player, 10 minutes before the game starts: I'm at a dinner that's a little behind, I'll be a teensy bit late. Expect me at 7:15. That...

Show up and release some coconut crabs.

Expecting my players to learn a system might be hoping for too much lol

Always let them run with their bad decisions. It makes for far more interesting stories. Also, how else will they learn the system...

I need to get this on a t shirt for DMing

I pretty strongly suspect my group is gonna experience a TPK tonight. The Tactician is pretty insistent they shouldn't take a respite...

One of the worst parts of renting is the extreme inefficiency of having to file a maintenance claim with the property management...

Pfft. Kids these days. I was doing vibe math long before it was cool. "I dunno, it's about $10 million or so." Guys in my high school...