Recent content by Lalalei2001

I started hyperventilating from laughter at this. The rest of the thread's pretty good too, as is this one. http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=9915783&postcount=19 http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?88960-Funny-D-amp-D-Stories

Bacon's story is one I read every week or so. it's that funny. XD

These're all great XD

^ How so?

Comedy gold. XD

Well, the topic title does mention DMs now. :P

That must've been a blast. *ba-dum ting*

Speaking of death by fire, it's a really, really bad idea to cast a fireball in a library.

Maybe I'm just tired, but I busted up laughing at Bullgrit's story.

The PC's were captured and thrown in a jail cell in an orc encampment. They were guarded by one orc. The group's bard had the great idea of attempting to sing to the guard, in order to fascinate, and then suggest it to unlock the prison door, turn around, and plug it's ears so that it...

^ That's cute. ^_^

When his ship was hijacked, Alan and his party escaped his captors and set the ship for self-destruct. There was one problem. They forgot they had to jettison the two lifeboats on a previous mission and they never bothered to replace them.

PC1: I start climbing down. (roll, botch). Crap. DM: You slip and fall. It's a hundred and twenty foot drop. I need twelve dice. (collects, rolls) You're level 2, right? You land with a wet splat. PC2: I start dragging his body, so we can get him resurrected. (ten minutes later) PC1: Wait...

Miraculously, all survived except the wizard whose levitating body was found skipping across the ground at 40mph. I almost died laughing XD Great story.

:D Got any more?