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I'm pretty sure, in the latest system inventory, I saw a Windows Vista device flash by... No, you know what? Literally everything else...

On something like the 6th attempt to install the latest cumulative update to Windows 11, so business as usual.

Finally completed on the fourth attempt. That's three hours of my life I'll never get back.

Oh, the days when I had to stay late at my computer manufacturing job, so that I could connect with a supplier in Hong Kong, to download...

Nothing in IT is as excruciating, I think, as watching a 90GB file transfer over command line interface grind away at 5MB/s speeds...

I believe he preferred to be referred to as "noted bathtub enthusiast."

Well, see, it's like this: you know the old expression, "when the elephant swims"? When the elephant swims, uh, he displaces a large...

I probably shouldn't mention this, but I figured out a great way to bypass the filters and figure out who has me on Ignore. I find a...

I live in NJ. We had so much flooding, it took me three hours to go the 7.5 miles home.

if I remember correctly that was, essentially, "If you really, really, really want something, you will get it."

Many, many moons ago, before I met my wife, I dated some interesting people. One of them was a woman who was a devotee of The Secret...

The option I want to select isn't on this list, and I would like to fight about it.

Even better when "standard policy" changes on an almost weekly basis, or is dependent upon who the request was placed by.

Here's the thing: at work, my boss' mentality is "Ticket Queue Go Down Good, More Ticket Bad" and so, I can do things in whatever order...

I'm really digging a lot of Dyson Logos' fantasy stock art he's showing off on his FB pages. Gives me a good "Fantasy RPG" vibe. Then...