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Gonzo the Great charges in, demanding his chicken back.

I come running excitedly into Plato's lecture hall carrying a game "Behold! Here is Plato's textbook!"

Never say never but we currently don't have the rights to Larry Niven's Ringworld. Worlds of Wonder is a possibility, but we have other...

I really feel this! Like, I get it, your game is great, yada yada yada. But I don't want to have to hear it every time! They're not like...

I hate pizza! I hate it so much that I can't stop talking about it. Everywhere I go, I mention it. I eat it every day, too, so that I...

Kind of like how hotels skip counting the 13th floor? If we don’t call it the 13th or last then it’s not ;) I guarantee doing that...

I understand that they've determined 90% of accidents on trains occur in the last car. I don't understand why they don't remove that...

So we've had the Call of Cthulhu Classic for 2nd edition CoC, the ElfQuest Classic, and now Pendragon Classic for 1st edition King...

I am not familiar with this. Was he training on matchlocks?

Some of my fellow gamers are... terribly disappointing. (not from this site, thank goodness)

You know, when Rick Springfield wished that he had Jesse's girl, and wondered where he could find a woman like that... He should've...

Insane Clown Jesse is the name of my one-man ICP tribute band.

You know, I used to think that way, then got laid off from my job of 17 years with 2 weeks severance, so... I no longer think that way.

My Dad used an honor system for leave & sick days in his business. And he tried a time clock for a month before turning it into a...

I applied 'say yes or roll the dice' to my real life and it got me sacked from my job in law enforcement.