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    D&D General Short folk appreciation thread – what do you play?

    Not really, shire cuisane consist of a lot of stodgy puddings, pasties, roasts, stews, mushy peas, boiled barley, pickled herrings, jellied eels, cider and beer. Its fine dining for those who like beige and no flavour :)
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    D&D 5E (2024) How Many Offensive Spells Do You Ned to Know?

    oops yes my misremembering
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    D&D 5E (2024) How Many Offensive Spells Do You Ned to Know?

    1 - Spirit Guardians is OP 1 - Conjure Animals gives me 8 wolves from one action and they have pack tactics so each attack gets advantage attack twice. or 4 spiders for web-spam, or 2 giant eagles 2 - Web to tie the enemy down and Shatter to blast the mob (10ft radius) if I want to add a third...
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    D&D General Short folk appreciation thread – what do you play?

    btw has 5e got a proper sprite lineage anywhere?
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    D&D General Short folk appreciation thread – what do you play?

    I have no idea who that is and theres not much worse than Kidd Video - heroes for the MTV generation!
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    D&D General Short folk appreciation thread – what do you play?

    I think you posted in the wrong thread
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    Help me Brainstorm: Fantasy Roanoke for Daggerheart

    What if the colonist never left, they just got shifted to an ethereal niche and continue their lives unaware that they are interacting with shadows and phantasms. Perhaps it was a fey curse, or someone walked Widdershins around the village. Maybe Faerie Amber allows a user to see glimpses of the...
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    D&D General Adventurers a distasteful necessity

    not really DnD-style Adventurers are explicitly ready to do violence against perceived threats, they can explore and even be diplomatic, but most questgivers start by identifying an object to recover or a threat to eliminate. Of course thats not absolute and they can easily spill over into...
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    D&D General Adventurers a distasteful necessity

    The Monster Manual contains NPC stat blocks for Guards and Warriors and other types that suit your village militia, watchmen or retired soldier. So RAW presumes your farmer is not a Fighter
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    D&D General Adventurers a distasteful necessity

    Adventurers are mercenaries and while they are great to have available when Dark Lords begin gathering minions or the monsters are marauding, nobody wants to keep having to pay them once the threats are past. Especially as mercenaries left idle and unpaid can quickly turn to brigands - there's a...
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    D&D General Short folk appreciation thread – what do you play?

    how are they different, what makes them distinctive that isnt cultural flavour? Halflings are so named because they are small humans, the culture of the Shire is based on the English Midlands (who are human despite rumours to the contrary)
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    Marvel Television’s Wonder Man | Official Trailer

    WandaVision features the return of Monica Rambeau from the Blip and the hospital in chaos as people suddenly reappear (Monica also learns her mother passed on during the Blip). Monica shows the public chaos contrasting with Wanda's very personal trauma. Hawkeye shows Yelena's Blip (as an...
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    Marvel Television’s Wonder Man | Official Trailer

    I can support that analogy
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    D&D General Short folk appreciation thread – what do you play?

    yeah autognomes were always a bad joke, since they first appeared in 2e, someone had obviously been watching too much of Star Wars and Buck Rogers and wanted their own Twiki. and yeah now that humans can be small, theres very little point to halflings
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