Recent content by Ubiaratne the weird

I was wondering why a lot of dms are obsessed with their nobles or whatever having these gigantic wars with hundreds of people in them. If the world you run is magic rich, rich in feuds and fighting, and your nobles are rich, Why dont they just spend all their money on magicking up one or two...

306 goblins and 27 treants. Started as a tenth level, died as a tenth level. Yeah one shot dungeons!

my characters are mostly deranged, so weird latin spinoffs and animal names are the norm. In fact, all of my characters have had crow, raven, weird,or canny somewhere in their title. All eighty of them.

templates. sorry.

I"m a sucker for any and all races. I love all of the templaytes for half ogres and half elementals and such, as well as any homebrewed races. If anyone has any of these they are willing to share, i would be delighted.

thank you Deng and ARandomGod, whose masteful contributions i combined to make my characters literally sick. (seriously, one of them was in the bathroom for a half hour). The redneck trees disgusting special attack, combined with the description of the rot grubs infesting their bodies was enough...

Thank you very much for the suggestions, but believe it or not, i have tried some of these. One of the pcs was having an "intimate relationship" with a beautiful human women when they transformed back into the male dragon they really were. think forced backwards through spine. and think heavy...

I need ways to kill off my players. evil, demented ways that would make you sick. i want my players gagging as their characters are killed. in other words, fun ways. please, i will accept anything. my own twisted mind can only do so much.

insane. ex( half beholder cleric whose favorite passtime when not adventuring was scraping thin layers of bone off of deceased enemies and friends skulls until they shone, then filling them with fire ants and placing them in his bedroll. oh, yeah, he would always take a coup de grace, even if...

Why, why, why, does everyone seem to think a fighter should have a ranged weapon? if you get just one more feat or cough up just a little more dough, you can get it so that you can throw your main weapons and dont need a bow or other ranged weapon. also, since you are tenth level, consider using...

big cliff? think weather disruption, and no rain on one side of the cliff because all the rain is stuck on the top of the cliff. That would mean the culture on top of the cliff would be very wet and might have several weather gods because of all the rain they get. It would also mean that on one...

blow the pcs head off using a high level kobold. that will get their attention. then, if they think anything they encounter might be able to utterly destroy them, they will pay more attention. also, judicious uses of bluff and intimidate make the characters behave, even if the players dont want...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh i love to use wizards. they are a little weird and weak at first level, but they are a great money maker. If you grab alchemy and item creation feats, you can make a lot of dough by selling magic stuff. Also, alchemy and item creation feats provide cheaper stuff that the rest...