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Christmas Misery: the losers' thread


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Turanil

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johnsemlak said:
<...>well, I'm 32, married, childless and we're having a very difficult time having children. <...>

Well, at least it means you must try all day long, so in the end your efforts will be fruitful... Aaahh the nice prospect of having sex all day long... ;)

(Hope you don't take my stupid humour badly, since this situation seems to be much unpleasant to you)
 

Turanil said:
Well, at least it means you must try all day long, so in the end your efforts will be fruitful... Aaahh the nice prospect of having sex all day long... ;)

...More like a few days of frantic pressure filled coupling, followed by a month of stress, planning and hopes for next month...
 

LightPhoenix

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I can't really contribute anything bad to this thread... my life's going pretty okay. The beginning of the year sucked, but it's the past, and it's not worth agonizing over. As all of your troubles will soon be as well, I hope. Until then, accept my meager wishes and blessings for things to start going right. It might not be worth much at all, but maybe it'll help a little.
 

johnsemlak

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BigFreekinGoblinoid said:
...More like a few days of frantic pressure filled coupling, followed by a month of stress, planning and hopes for next month...

...and doctor's visits, expenses, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

(Hope you don't take my stupid humour badly, since this situation seems to be much unpleasant to you)

No problem. You gotta see the bright side in life, that's what this thread is about.
 

Darrin Drader

Explorer
Cheer up, Brian.
You know what they say;
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best, hey,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the light side of life,
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse you're lips and whistle,
That's the thing.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd,
An. death's the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow,
Forget about your sin,
give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it, it's you last chance of the hour.
So, always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life's a piece o' :):):):),
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go,
Remember that the last laugh is on you.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Come on, Brian cheer up,
Always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Worse things happen at sea, you know,
Always look on the bright side of life,
I mean, what do you have to lose?
You come from nothing,
You go back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the bright side of life.
 

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Gunslinger

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Well I guess I should add my own story to the pot. Let me just say that I live in California:

I met this girl from Pennsylvania online over the summer, and pretty quickly we decided that we liked each other a lot. We even talked about me about possibly transferring the college she will be attending next year. I was originally supposed to visit her around the end of September, but that didn't end up working out. So it got moved back to Christmas break. Today, on Christmas day (2 days before my plane leaves!), she tells me that she got back together with her ex a few weeks ago, and that we'd have to just be friends. And I thought my christmas was going pretty well...
 

hiryuu

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Yeah - but don't let it stop you. All that's waiting at the end of the road is oblivion, so as long as you're alive, no matter how bad life is, you've won.

We are born into a cruel, merciless, and uncaring world sheperded only by those people around us who see fit to do so. Yet, we must live. Unless you truly acknowledge that you are alive through it all, no talents will ever amount to anything.
 


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