MeepoTheMighty
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The_Old_one said:Lidda? Too frickin small- now Mialee is a hotty. Besides the exotic Elven look, Elves are flexible...really flexible.
Ick! A spider!
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Ick! A spider!
Alhandra
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Cloudgatherererer- I'm flattered.
And isn't Vadania cute when she's jealous!
Vaddy - make sure to wild shape into something cuddleable up to - like a polar bear.
I MEAN - a polar bear's strength would probably suit you best in a battle.
Knight - I asked the same question about the blue eye shadow of Wot-cee, and they insisted that I wear it to appeal to some demographic or other.
I said "Dema-what?" and they proceeded to confuse me with big words.
Then they said that the eye shadow was special Heironeous-approved (tm) eye-shading that absorbs the sun's rays (praise Pelor too) in battle, allowing me to more clearly see that who I'm smiting.
So then I was OK with it.
It's NOT eye-shadow, it's battle-paint!
And isn't Vadania cute when she's jealous!
Vaddy - make sure to wild shape into something cuddleable up to - like a polar bear.
I MEAN - a polar bear's strength would probably suit you best in a battle.
Knight - I asked the same question about the blue eye shadow of Wot-cee, and they insisted that I wear it to appeal to some demographic or other.
I said "Dema-what?" and they proceeded to confuse me with big words.
Then they said that the eye shadow was special Heironeous-approved (tm) eye-shading that absorbs the sun's rays (praise Pelor too) in battle, allowing me to more clearly see that who I'm smiting.
So then I was OK with it.
It's NOT eye-shadow, it's battle-paint!
Damn that tiny chick is boomin'!
Compared to Lidda, all the other PHB chickies are gutter-sluts!
Vadania needs to catch some UV (a searing light spell should do it), Ember needs to tone down on her cardio/vascular work-out (My God! The veins!), the only thing that will help Mialee is if she spends 25,000 gp on a Mask of the Skull, Alhandra looks like a jilted 3rd-year women's studies major, and Hennet needs some more buckles to cover up his man-nipples!
Lidda on the other hand is perfect. Boomin' sista up front, well kept back yard (ooooohhhh those leather pants!), tight package all around.
The +2 bonus from earlier still applies...
Compared to Lidda, all the other PHB chickies are gutter-sluts!
Vadania needs to catch some UV (a searing light spell should do it), Ember needs to tone down on her cardio/vascular work-out (My God! The veins!), the only thing that will help Mialee is if she spends 25,000 gp on a Mask of the Skull, Alhandra looks like a jilted 3rd-year women's studies major, and Hennet needs some more buckles to cover up his man-nipples!
Lidda on the other hand is perfect. Boomin' sista up front, well kept back yard (ooooohhhh those leather pants!), tight package all around.
The +2 bonus from earlier still applies...
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Alhandra
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Re: Damn that tiny chick is boomin'!
I will kindly have you apologize to our respected lover-of-nature, before I run you thru like a cur.
Your unhealthy attraction to a halfling who is half your size (strike that. from the look of you, a quarter of your size) does not bode well for children of your area.
Have you registered with the local branch of Heironeous?
We have a special brand for people such as you.
Guess where we put it.
*pulling out her sword and looking down the blade at LandShark*LandShark said:
I will kindly have you apologize to our respected lover-of-nature, before I run you thru like a cur.
Your unhealthy attraction to a halfling who is half your size (strike that. from the look of you, a quarter of your size) does not bode well for children of your area.
Have you registered with the local branch of Heironeous?
We have a special brand for people such as you.
Guess where we put it.
Re: Re: Damn that tiny chick is boomin'!
Could I get it put on my right bicep? That way it will look real cool when I flex the guns for the Lidda!
I do apologize if I came off rather harsh. I am just telling the truth. You, as a worshiper of Heironeous, should appreciate that and place the blame with the real scallywags -- namely Lars Gran-West, Scott Fischer, John Foster, Todd Lockwood, David Martin, Arnie Swekel, and or Sam Wood.
Anyways, just jokes!
Alhandra said:We have a special brand for people such as you.
Guess where we put it.
Could I get it put on my right bicep? That way it will look real cool when I flex the guns for the Lidda!
I do apologize if I came off rather harsh. I am just telling the truth. You, as a worshiper of Heironeous, should appreciate that and place the blame with the real scallywags -- namely Lars Gran-West, Scott Fischer, John Foster, Todd Lockwood, David Martin, Arnie Swekel, and or Sam Wood.
Anyways, just jokes!
Alhandra
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Aye - at least ye try to spare your life by placing blame on the very demons that did spawn such evil.
I guess I will spare your life... for the nonce.
(Actually, you're lucky I did already use my *fuming mad and incredulous* ONE SMITE 'gainst evil today on the disgusting troll that does inhabit the "Should midwives take a level of paladin" thread.)
You do remind me of my quest to find this evil being that's responsible for the heinous crime done to me and Mialee in the PHB, though;
This thing called D. Frazier/Todd Lockwood must be found... and summarily dealt with.
I guess I will spare your life... for the nonce.
(Actually, you're lucky I did already use my *fuming mad
and incredulous* ONE SMITE 'gainst evil today on the disgusting troll that does inhabit the "Should midwives take a level of paladin" thread.)You do remind me of my quest to find this evil being that's responsible for the heinous crime done to me and Mialee in the PHB, though;
This thing called D. Frazier/Todd Lockwood must be found... and summarily dealt with.
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