Why do elves suck?
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Elves - The Other White Meat
Elves don't suck. You're not cooking them properly if you think that. They're lean, low in cholesterol, and have less calories than say, orc or other red meat. They're high in several essential amino acids. Free range elves are leaner than commercially raised ones, but they also tend to be bonier and less tender.
You should try a little olive oil and rosemary. A hot skillet and they sear up nice and tender.
If you don't like that, you could try crushing some whole black pepper, fresh flat leaf parsley, sage from the garden, fresh thyme, lemon basil, and coarse sea salt. Mix it into some of that really thick yogurt. Rub it all over the roast and pop it in the oven.
You might also try a spicy marinade - fresh ginger, lime juice, black pepper, cilantro, and some chillies. Soak over night and grill.
Elves don't suck. You're not cooking them properly if you think that. They're lean, low in cholesterol, and have less calories than say, orc or other red meat. They're high in several essential amino acids. Free range elves are leaner than commercially raised ones, but they also tend to be bonier and less tender.
You should try a little olive oil and rosemary. A hot skillet and they sear up nice and tender.
If you don't like that, you could try crushing some whole black pepper, fresh flat leaf parsley, sage from the garden, fresh thyme, lemon basil, and coarse sea salt. Mix it into some of that really thick yogurt. Rub it all over the roast and pop it in the oven.
You might also try a spicy marinade - fresh ginger, lime juice, black pepper, cilantro, and some chillies. Soak over night and grill.
Flexor the Mighty!
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GreatLemur said:
Yeah. Blood Elfs make me wish I could freely attack fellow Horde characters.
I'm more tired of them than anything. I'm glad nobody took an elf in the latest D&D game. I think a campaign plot will be the Orcs nearly exterminating the elf nation of Celene and the near dissapearance of the Elf. I still want to use the plot point of Grummesh killing the elf main god.
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Dark Jezter
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One of the only things that annoyed me about the extended edition of The Return of the King was the scene where Legolas out-drinks Gimli. Elves should not be out-drinking dwarves. It's like an unwritten law or something.Emirikol said:Elvthes sthuck.Perchance it's because they can't hold their liquor...
Peter Jackson is such an elf fanboy. He even let himself get killed by Legolas in his cameo appearance.
frankthedm
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Could you elaborate on these issues with the blood elves? I don't play WOW so I am unfamiliar with the particulars of theirs.Flexor the Mighty! said:
Though I can see it would be way too easy to make an Inu-yasha clone or 10 with them.
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I have no idea what that means.frankthedm said:
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